In the tradition of "Snakes on a Plane", it's time for another one of those movies where the title tells you absolutely everything you need to know. This one is called "Big Ass Spider". 

--And if there's any confusion as to what it's about, I have the trailer for you. It hits theaters a month from now, on March 8th.

(--The title is probably all this movie has going for it. It looks about on the level of one of those Syfy channel monster movies, complete with the crappy computer effects. But I'm still gonna have to watch the dang thing.... )