I believe the phrase "too much information" was invented for situations just like this.  At the same time, though, points MUST be awarded for honesty . . .

--AL ROKER says he once pooped his pants . . . at the WHITE HOUSE.  It was in 2002, a month after he underwent gastric bypass surgery.

--He told "Dateline", quote, "I probably went off and ate something I wasn't supposed to.  And as I'm walking to the press room, [I'm thinking] well, I gotta pass a little gas here.  I'm walking by myself.  Who's gonna know?

--"Only a little something extra came out.  I pooped my pants.  Not horribly, but enough that I knew."

--So what did Al do about it?  Probably what the rest of us would have done.  He said, quote, "I was panicking, so I got to the restroom of the press room, threw out the underwear and just went commando."

--He added, quote, "It told me that I've gotta be very vigilant as to what I eat." 

(check out the video-confession.... i love how serious the interviewer tries to stay!)