Which must be hard for Slugger. Considering a mascot's primary job is to cheer.
But in times when cheering is hard, people turn to a lot of different vices. Drugs. Alcohol.
Or as this tweet yesterday points out: STRIPPERS.
So what's the story here? One person on Twitter had the inside scoop.
"....That's from my buddie's bachelor party back in 2005...oooh dangit (paraphrased), that wasn't supposed to leak out like that - that guy's not even Slugger anymore."
The moral of the story: The former Kansas City Royals mascot liked to get freaky in costume.