Do you laugh at your own jokes more than anyone else does? Do you find joy in embarrassing your kids at every opportunity possible? Do you un-ironically tuck all your t shirts into your poorly fitted jeans? Well you just might be a dad. And as much as we hate to admit it, everyone loves a good dad joke. We might be laughing about how uncomfortable we feel, but you’ll get a laugh. Why not test your comedic “genius” on us, because that dad joke could win you $20 in Kansas Lottery vouchers and qualify you for the GRAND PRIZE of $100 in Kansas Lottery vouchers, a V100 grille, a gift card to Hermann’s, and of course, the classic father’s day gift of a butt-ugly V100 tie! So dust off that “Kiss The Cook” apron and throw on your New Balances because this Fathers Day we are giving you the gifts.
Twice a day, listen for the cue to call (866-297-1003) weekdays between 9am and 5pm. Start narrowing down your best (worst) jokes now because you will be asked to recite only one and if you do you are walking away with the qualifying prize.
“Don’t call me later, call me dad” Yikes… Ehem… Is this thing on? Drive safe! Don’t forget to tip your waitress!